Ellen takes a look back at her fab year as a CoverGirl, from starring in Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies” video to…being the Hero on the Hudson?!

New Moon star Robert Pattinson admits he was beaten up a lot when he was younger, but he deserved it.

The third season of Real Housewives of Atlanta is sure to be more dramatic than ever–first with the news of Kim’s newest love interest, and now NeNe’s son! Bryson Bryant, the eldest son of NeNe Leakes was arrested March 7 on a marijuana possession charge, and placed in an Atlanta area jail. Bryant appeared in the first season of the hit Bravo show, and was seen looking at colleges with NeNe. The eccentric housewife released a statement about her son’s arrest, and called the situation a “family issue.” “Like any parent, I am disappointed with the actions and arrest of my son, Bryson. Certainly, my husband and I will deal with this family issue in a private manner.” “My son is not the first young adult to experiment with marijuana, and he certainly won’t be the last. Still, as parents, this is a chance for us to have an open dialogue with him about the dangers of any substance abuse,” Leakes continued. “I realize as a parent that my job is never done. And as I’ve tweeted, tough love was in order. Still, I ask that you respect our privacy during this trying time.” NeNe also took to her Twitter page to speak out about the incident: “Morning! I know my parenting job is NEVER DONE but TOUGH LOVE is ordered by the JUDGE! The judge [in] this case is ME. My head is up & held high this morning because I KNOW the parent that i’am! U hate 4 yo kids 2 make mistakes! TOUGH LOVE this morning.” Leakes is expected to appear on Bravo’s Watch What Happens live on Thursday night–we expect she’ll have speak her mind there too!

Kelly Ripa dances with Ludacris’ backup dancers on Live With Regis and Kelly .

In a new radio interview with Ryan Seacrest , Jessica admits how hurt she was when she was called fat and how disappointed she is in John Mayer .

Former CBS producer, Robert “Joe” Halderman, who was accused of trying to blackmail comedian David Letterman , has plead guilty. Halderman was charged with second-degree grand larceny on Tuesday, and will face six months in jail, five years probation and 1,000 hours of community service. “This is a serious sentence that properly reflects the crimes that Mr. Halderman has now admitted that he committed, and it is a fitting end to the case,” Letterman’s lawyer, Daniel J. Horwitz said in a statement. During an episode of The Late Show with David Letterman last October, the host admitted to affairs with female staff members, and revealed the extortion plot against him. Halderman, a CBS employee for 27 years, confessed to trying to extort $2 million from Letterman in exchange for staying quiet about the affairs. “I would like to thank the District Attorney of Manhattan, Cyrus R. Vance Jr., the former District Attorney, Robert M. Morgenthau, the Special Prosecutions Bureau in the D.A.’s Office and the New York City Police Department,” Letterman said in a statement after Tuesday’s hearing.

Lindsay Lohan wants $100 million from E-Trade for using her name in a TV ad about a milkaholic baby named Lindasy.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, nobody can…right? In this new Funny or Die video, reality star Heidi Montag spoofs her recent plastic surgery jobs (all ten of them!) and gets a little help from Oscar-winning director, Ron Howard. The video, set up like an infomercial, urges Congress to enact financial reform–and pokes fun at celebs who may not be able to afford their own nip/tuck action. Of course even Heidi’s fame-lovin’ hubby Spencer Pratt makes a cameo for the vid. Watch Heidi’s plea here:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, nobody can…right? In this new Funny or Die video, reality star Heidi Montag spoofs her recent plastic surgery jobs (all ten of them!) and gets a little help from Oscar-winning director, Ron Howard. The video, set up like an infomercial, urges Congress to enact financial reform–and pokes fun at celebs who may not be able to afford their own nip/tuck action. Of course even Heidi’s fame-lovin’ hubby Spencer Pratt makes a cameo for the vid. Watch Heidi’s plea here:

Jimmy Kimmel is voted out of the Handsome Men’s Club, after getting dissed by all-star hotties like Rob Lowe, Sting, Taye Diggs, Tony Romo, Matthew McConaughey and even Jimmy’s former flame Ben Affleck .

Quinton Aaron tells us how he really feels about his Blind Side co-star Sandra Bullock and reveals a secret talent.

Precious star Gabourey Sidibe admits she tricked HSM star Zac Efron into meeting her by pretending it was her younger sisters who were dying to meet him.

Vikings QB Brett Favre tells Jay Leno he’s still on the fence about his future in football — and gives Jay some decision-making tips.

Kelli Zink plays sous chef to award-winning chef Rick Bayless, who reminisces about cooking with Julia Child and raves about Meryl Streep’s performance in Julie & Julia .

17-year-old Sheridan Watson is the winner of Tyra’s “Fiercely Real” Model Contest.

Oscar nominated actress, Mo’Nique isn’t playing shy for her upcoming interview with Barbara Walters. The Precious star is dishing to Barbara all about her open marriage policy with husband, Sid Hicks. “Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That’s not a deal-breaker. That’s not something that would make us say, ‘Pack your things and let’s end the marriage,’” Mo’Nique says, adding that she herself has never cheated. And what if her husband of almost four years decided to pull a Tiger Woods and cheat more than once? “So what? We’ve been best friends for over 25 years, and we truly know who we are. Oftentimes, people get into marriages and they don’t know who they’re laying next to. I’m very comfortable and secure with my husband,” she tells Walters. As for her infamously hairy legs (which Sid Loves, and she proudly bared at the Golden Globes!) Mo’Nique says she tried shaving once–and never again! “I tried shaving one time, and it was so uncomfortable and painful. I said never again would I do that to myself.” Besides, I’m 42 and I’m very hairy.” Mo’Nique’s full interview with Barbara Walters airs Sunday right before the Oscars on ABC.

The Hills star is almost naked in new racy pics for FHM UK’s April 2010 issue.

Jessica Simpson vents to Oprah about her blab-happy ex, John Mayer , and her weight.

Does Lady Gaga have some stiff competition with an 8-year-old? Laura Fontana put on her best Gaga gear complete with a leotard, heavy makeup and risque dance moves for Brazilian reality show, Qual e o Seu Talento . The mini Lady Gaga gave a stellar performance of Bad Romance and Paparazzi for the judges–make sure to check out Brazil’s version of Simon Cowell , who looks more like Santa Claus!

Robert Pattinson drops by The View with his Remember Me co-star Emilie de Ravin and talks about sex scenes and older women.