If you can’t laugh at yourself, nobody can…right? In this new Funny or Die video, reality star Heidi Montag spoofs her recent plastic surgery jobs (all ten of them!) and gets a little help from Oscar-winning director, Ron Howard. The video, set up like an infomercial, urges Congress to enact financial reform–and pokes fun at celebs who may not be able to afford their own nip/tuck action. Of course even Heidi’s fame-lovin’ hubby Spencer Pratt makes a cameo for the vid. Watch Heidi’s plea here:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, nobody can…right? In this new Funny or Die video, reality star Heidi Montag spoofs her recent plastic surgery jobs (all ten of them!) and gets a little help from Oscar-winning director, Ron Howard. The video, set up like an infomercial, urges Congress to enact financial reform–and pokes fun at celebs who may not be able to afford their own nip/tuck action. Of course even Heidi’s fame-lovin’ hubby Spencer Pratt makes a cameo for the vid. Watch Heidi’s plea here:

Mariah Carey hints that she has “something special” on the way which is fueling pregnancy rumors.

17-year-old Sheridan Watson is the winner of Tyra’s “Fiercely Real” Model Contest.

The Hills star is almost naked in new racy pics for FHM UK’s April 2010 issue.

Courtesy: Harpo Jessica Simpson is firing back at her ex-boyfriend, John Mayer , who recently opened up his big mouth, referring to the singer as sexual “crack cocaine.” Simpson sat down with Oprah Winfrey for an interview set to air March 3, to talk about her new reality show, and her bedroom behavior being made public. “There’s nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody. I’m not angry,” Simpson, 29, tells Winfrey. “I’m not angry. I’m — well, I’m a little bit angry … I’m a little bit angry. Well, I don’t want people to know how I am in bed.” Jessica also opened up about being scrutinized for gaining weight last year. “I love my curves, she says. “I’m not going to ever be size 0, and I don’t want to weigh 90 pounds.” When Winfrey pointed out that Jessica looked like she weight about 90 lbs. for 2005’s Dukes of Hazzard, Simpson said, “I didn’t weigh 90 pounds. But I was — I was definitely smaller. But that was Daisy Duke, that’s a role. I was playing a role. I don’t want to look like Daisy Duke every day. I don’t want to wear a bathing suit every day.” Jessica’s new reality show, The Price of Beauty , premieres March 15 on VH1.

Brazilians want to ban Paris Hilton ’s Devassa beer commercial for being “too sexual.”

Two and a half years after her bikini reveal, Kirstie Alley goes back on Oprah to talk about gaining 85 pounds her celeb crush — Jamie Foxx!

This is one situation that Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino probably never wants to end. The fist-pumping, hair-gel loving Guido posted these outtakes on his Facebook page after posing in a photo-shoot with none other than Leonardo DiCaprio ’s supermodel girlfriend, Bar Refaeli. “The Situation” and Bar got down to their skivvies to show off their equally perfect bodies. The pics are part of a spread for Interview magazine.

Lindsay Lohan opens up about drinking, using cocaine and those three stints in rehab.

Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere swims with the dolphins — and looks good doing it!

That spray tan! That cleavage! That glittery…one-piece, halter-meets-diaper thingie! Pam Anderson lets it all hang out at NY Fashion Week.

Twilight hunk Kellan Lutz shows off his hot body in the new video for Calvin Klein underwear.

Gwyneth Paltrow appears anything but “saggy,” but the fitness-obsessed actress says her body wasn’t always so toned. In her new GOOP newsletter, Gwyneth credits her physique to celebrity trainer, Tracy Anderson. “She has kicked my formerly sagging ass into shape, and I will be forever grateful,” Paltrow, 37, writes. Gwyneth even shares one of Tracy’s workout vids, the “little arm series,” which she did “everyday while preparing for  Iron Man. ” The mother of two says Anderson’s arm exercises are perfect “especially for the batwing problem.” Close friend to Gwyneth, and fellow Anderson groupie, Courteney Cox even praises the trainer for this issue of GOOP. “I heard about Tracy through friends who had seen fantastic results,” Cox, 45, writes. “I have seen amazing results that I never thought were possible. My butt has lifted, my arms are sculpted, and my skin is tight and actually clings to the muscle again.” Who knew these uber-thin celebs needed help in the butt lifting department?

The Hills star looks shockingly skinny, and her friends say she has a drug problem and have talked to her about rehab.

Video: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition features US Olympians Lindsey Vonn, Hannah Teter, Clair Bidez & Lacy Schnoor in bikinis in the snow.

Real Housewives of New York ’s most self-loving star wants everyone to catch a glimpse of her hot bod! Kelly Killoren Bensimon, 41, is making her Playboy debut in a six-page spread for the mag’s March issue! The controversial housewife says she’s”thrilled…to show the world that a 41-year-old mother of two can be sexy!” Kelly called upon her ex-husband, highly acclaimed photo Gilles Bensimon, to shoot the spread. “I knew he would make me look beautiful and sexy,” she said. “I hope I made Hef proud!” Bensimon didn’t stick to a strict diet, or any diet, to prep for the skin-baring pics. “I literally drank beer — Corona — and ate chicken wings for two weeks,” she told Us Weekly , adding that she “wanted to show my real body, not some worked out, over-toned body.” “I’m pretty full in those pictures, but I like it. That’s really me. That’s what I look like. It’s real. I want people to enjoy their life, not be starving and going to get a colonic because they think they need to be skinnier. ” The March issue of Playboy hits newsstands on Friday.

First time mommy, Kendra Wilkinson , is showing off her smoking hot bikini body just eight weeks after giving birth! The 24-year-old former Girl Next Door is posing with baby Hank IV for the new issue of OK! magazine to talk all about life as a new mom, and getting her body back! “I’ve lost around 25 pounds, but it has nothing to do with the scale,” Mrs. Hank Baskett told the mag. “I’m going based on how my clothes are fitting and they’ve been fitting a whole lot better recently.” As for whether or not she’s ready to hit the pages of Playboy again, Kendra isn’t so sure. “At first I thought, ‘Of course, I’d love to show my body off again,’” she said, “but I don’t think that would help me grow. I think I need to start a new chapter and move on.”

Fat Actress alum Kirstie Alley is back on the wagon — and TV! — with a new weight-loss reality show.

Nothing like a permanent reminder to show your fans you care! After winning two Grammy awards Sunday night, Lady Gaga wanted to thank her fans for their support, so she did just that! “Look what i did last night. little monsters forever, on the arm that holds my mic. xx,” Gaga wrote on her Twitter Tuesday, while showing off her latest tat. Gaga often lovingly refers to her fans as “little monsters” on Twitter.